Venting On The T-Wolves Doing 'Bad Team' Things

Rather than focus merely on the frustration of the loss, I wanted to use the stretch run to illustrate the Wolves' tendency towards what I like to call "bad team things" - the small things that happen in a game that cause lesser teams to lose close winnable games. In and of themselves, each of these mistakes could be seen as aberrational, or not that big a deal, but I think those who have watched bad, though talented teams over the years, and this Wolves team in particular will recognize many of these as archetypes of the kind of "anti-winning" plays which have plagued the team all season.
In case it's unclear, this is much more venting than serious analysis.
#1 Where were you? No Where were YOU?
#2 The Flat Tire
#3 I Have To Do EVERYTHING Myself (The JJ Barea Story)
#4 I Thought You Had Ball. I Thought YOU Had Ball!
#5 Pushing the Right Buttons
#6 No Seriously, I Got This
#7 Violating the Prime Directive
#8 F This, I'm Out Of Here
And Suddenly a 2 point game is 13, and it really never got better from there, but I've had enough. I'm with you Lieutenant: